Best asian country for dating

28 Sep

You probably know by now that having an Asian girlfriend is a rite of passage for all white men.

"Date an Asian chick" has become akin to "Go skydiving" or "Live in New York" in the veritable white guy bucket list.

While I live in Indonesia on a permanent basis I have also traveled extensively in Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Cambodia, Laos and The Philippines over the past 8 years. We all like different things, but I’m assuming because you clicked an article with the headline “Dating Asian Women 1o1” you are at least interested in the idea of doing so.

I’ve also dated women from most of these countries during my time here before settling down with Mrs. It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out that there is widespread interest in Asian women from men around the world – they’re feminine, intelligent and extremely gorgeous, so why wouldn’t there be? Dating Asian women is a little different from dating Western women.

A lot of regular readers on the site know that I have lived in Asia since 2007.Given our immigrant roots, most Asian girls endure a latent insecurity about everything from our boobs to our patriotism (both things that are just slightly there). But if you're going to lock it down and marry your Oriental princess, you must know one final thing: in Chinese wedding traditions, the groom pays for the wedding.So, as her white, Jewish (80% of the time), totally-secure-and-normal boyfriend, you better be prepared for when your girlfriend mistakes "soup or salad" for "super salad." And since Asians have eyes like gravy boats, her crying jags are bound to extend late into the night. STEP FOUR: Locking it Down If you've made it this far, then you know all the dirty secrets of dating an Asian girl. You know we pretend to love drinking, even though we turn into full-blown red-faced injuns when we do. (According to my mom, the tradition stems from the groom's family giving the bride's family a cow in exchange for her.) So, if you're going to marry an Asian, get ready to empty your pockets. Of course, because of this, my parents want me to marry a Chinese guy and my brother to marry a white girl. If you’re not a white guy, then your opinion on how people respond to “white guys” can only be that of a spectator.To make an analogy, imagine you heard people say over and over, “Waitresses at Denny’s restaurants hate black guys.” Now ask yourself whose opinion on this would matter: An individual waitress who works at one Denny’s, a random customer who’s gone to Denny’s a few times, or a black guy who’s gone to Denny’s twice a day everyday for three years straight in every state in the entire country?